The police recovered the old green bus! I visited the old beast at a car impound today... The ignition was torn out and they did steal my ikea table, and some hardware. Luckily they left my bird and squirrel feed so I can STILL play snow white in my new back yard! Van is a write-off.... Felt extremely violated to see that they had EATEN CHICKEN WINGS IN MY CAR AND LEFT THE GARBAGE THERE! I was so happy to see they decided against stealing my favourite ol' beaten up cowgirl/lucky fishin' hat.... Then I felt a wave of mild rage when it dawned on me the hat was in the driver's seat...
Kept picturing two arseholes driving around, youping it up... one of them sporting MY hat on their greasy ill-begotten head... STUPID scofflaws!
After dealing with the van, I treated myself to a red accordion from this super cool brick-a-brack store JUST down the street. The guy in there is soooo cool! I'm going to be in there a lot... I love brick-a-brack and the people who supply it!
1 comment:
I laughed out loud with picturing you as snow white in your back yard!
Burn the hat!..
Think of it this way, while you have been violated you have have provided these thugs with enough good material to keep them and their buddies laughing for years..Come on, an antique breast pump, squirrel feed and a cowgirl hat, who knows what other random receipts and oddities dwelled in the old Vanaroo...
Looking forward to a Lindsay rendition of "EIEIEIO" on your new sexy instrument...
Love ya,
Leslie
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