BLING BLING BARBIE

BLING BLING BRIGADE
I find this INCREDIBLY disturbing...
Bling Bling Barbie - She comes with a real bling bling diamond ring and a whole lot of 'tude...

The little girls in the commercial freak me out. They look like they're about to break into some mini-pop version of 'My Humps' as they flash their baby blood diamonds for the camera...

Seriously - These girls are going to grow up and be all up in their pepe's grill - making sure their icees are for real...

When I was a kid Barbie and I had rhinestones - REAL rhinestones!

Plus Barbie looks like she works at the corner of my street...