FRIDGE FORENSICS

Someone here at the office is stealing other people's lunches! Losses to date include: a slice of pizza, an omelette wrap and a blt sandwich (partially eaten!)

I know we don't get paid all that much - but this is nuts!

And NO! It's not the cleaning staff emptying the fridge - that happens on friday, just so you know...

Suspects include:

Strange wandering woman who nevers says hello, and faces into the corner of the building while outside on her smoke break...

Strange little man who dresses all in black - every day. Like that Seinfeld episode, I still don't know if it's the same outfit or if he has a closet full of duplicates

Strange massive monolith of a man who lumbers through here at night - also never saying hello....

I'm on the case. Updates to follow...