TTC - OTHER PERILS OF RIDING THE ROCKET

My friend Karl came up with this list of other public transit offences which I'm sure anyone who "rides the rails" has experienced. PLEASE ADD TO THIS EVER GROWING LIST.

Perhaps we can start a petition on passenger etiquette and pass it along for purposes of legislation.

• the shit stink (aka the fart cloud)
• the nail clipping show (aka gross fucks who think clipping your nails is ok on the ttc)
• baby momma-o-rama (aka a girl or two who is a teenage mom who only talks about getting drunk)
• the eater (aka the people who stink up the subway eating stinky greasy fast food)

Here are some more from my own personal experience

• the loud talker (person who speaks in to their cell phone as if they're stranded in a wind storm in the arctic with a walkie talkie that's about to cut out - "YES! I'LL PICK UP MILK ON WAY HOME!
• the close stander (tons of room - but this dude is right up in your grill)
• the back pack biffer (the student with 80 pounds of books who keeps turning to chat with their posse - each time whacking you in areas you care about)