TTC "THE BETTER WAY"?

I THINK NOT!

I had to share my horrific experience with others. It's the only way I'm going to heal....
I found myself trapped on the bus today, next to someone with gastronomic issues of the worst kind. This rotund woman practically had me pressed against the glass as I battled between two evils -breathing the air with my nose - or even worse, my mouth. Very few things are worse than being imprisoned in someone else's fart cloud for 20 minutes. Is it rude to ask someone if they've publicly defecated?