Tis the season

for over-indulgence and extra bending of the elbow!

I highly recommend perusing the following paperback for shocking tales of drunken mayhem.

'The Man Who Scared a Shark to Death and other true tales of drunken debauchery'
will make you feel a heck of a lot better about your office party shennanigans with the temp. These tales of tangles with the tipple are doooooozies......

http://www.thesharkbook.com/blog/

SIGNS OF SPRING

Spring inches ever nearer on little pink ballerina feet!
I was thrilled this morning to witness burly city workers and fastidious shop keepers murdering ice bank remnants with pick and spade. They attacked those frosty souvenirs of winter with a vengeance one might usually see reserved for a beligerent drunk who has insulted a mother's honour.